mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
Share ten facts about yourself, then send to ten of your lovely followers! (The heck is this adult cat finder?)
(meow meow meow meow?? meow)
1. Cats actually make me really nervous. They are cute but I do not trust them.
2. Don’t speak to me in other languages it confuses me so much Ill probably cry
3. I collect things! Right now I’m working on Arpakasso, but I also collect fortune cookie fortunes and tin boxes
4. One time my mom tried to pack my sister and I petroleum jelly for our vacation to Quebec but she actually gave us lube thanks mom
5. someone once described me as “The White Girl Next Door type”
6. I’ve never come out as Bi to anyone but I’ve posted ladyporn to Facebook on at least 5 occasions so I guess all my friends just assume so haha
7. I made a glitter jar today and its cute but was unnecessarily messy
8. The first time I saw porn was when I was around 9. I was trying to look up neopets cheat codes
9. IM GOING TO MY FIRST CON EVER THIS SUMMER! YEAHH
10. I own 4 sombreros b/c everytime I go to chilis we tell them its someones birthday
